Crazy Cattle 3D
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Crazy Cattle 3D

Forget guns and glory, Crazy Cattle 3D turns the battle royale genre into a wild physics-fueled sheep stampede across vibrant hills and chaotic arenas. Created by indie developer Anna, this beautifully absurd game swaps tactical loadouts for explosive sheep and laugh-out-loud collisions.
Each match throws players into a fast, slippery showdown where you roll, bounce, and slide your way to victory. Mastering your momentum is key: one jag off the edge or mistimed jump, and you’re flung straight from green pasture to glorious defeat. The terrain? Wild. The movement system? Delightfully chaotic. The reflex test? Real.
Every chaotic moment creates something new. Maybe you’ll bait another sheep into volcanic terrain, or survive a last-second bounce off a hillside to secure the win. And without upgrades or weapons, victory in Crazy Cattle 3D is earned purely through smart movement and sheer force of will.
This is not your typical farmyard romp. It’s part arena brawler, part slapstick physics comedy, and all charm. Whether you're here for a quick challenge or to enjoy the chaos, Crazy Cattle 3D is ready to create hilarity at every turn. Just… stay clear of the explosive sheep.

Developer

Anna (@4nn4t4t on X)

Platform

Web browser

How to Play Crazy Cattle 3D

WASD or arrow keys = Move your sheep
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