Kindergarten isn’t the place for naptime, unless you're talking permanent naps. This deceptively cute puzzle adventure game turns the most innocent setting imaginable into a blood-soaked web of bizarre characters, branching choices, and gleeful mayhem. Every schoolyard interaction feels like defusing a bomb with a juice box in one hand.
You play as the nameless new kid, dropped into a school that’s less about ABCs and more about avoiding death by janitor mop. Whether you’re cozying up to Cindy, the obsessive girlfriend who treats love like a competitive sport, or navigating Nugget’s unsettling world of “friendship,” every mission spirals into increasingly absurd (and often fatal) outcomes. And just when you think you’ve cracked the code, someone’s feeding you slop made from a missing dog.
With each day structured like a tightly wound puzzle box, Kindergarten constantly dares you to experiment, fail horribly, and piece together its twisted narrative. Its deadpan humor and ridiculous scenarios turn murder and mayhem into a strangely addictive school day you’ll want to relive, even if you die trying.
Developer
Con Man Games
Platform
Web browser
How to Play Kindergarten
Use your left mouse button
